Some jokes to laugh

 

Some jokes to laugh a lot

Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things.
Boy: What are the two things?
Girl: Your feet.
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The doctor to the patient: 'You are very sick'
The patient to the doctor: 'Can I get a second opinion?'
The doctor again: 'Yes, you are very ugly too...'

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Mother: "Did you enjoy your first day at school?"
Girl: "First day? Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow?
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Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing?
Johnny: Nothing, sir.
Headmaster: Exactly.

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A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.
B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.

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A: Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
B: Ok
A: A white horse fell in the mud.